sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
in my first chemistry class my friend thought she knew all the elements and the teacher asked if we knew any and she said fire and that sums up chemistry to me
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space