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Hey I'm Britta. I'm 17. I sing in the car and have dance parties of one. I may not be perfect but at least I'm me. Feel free to ask me whatever. Or if you just want to talk, that's cool too :)
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rneerkat:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

shinykonyta:

rneerkat:

i love being pregnant because i can eat whatever i want and people wont question me about it :)

you are a 19 yr old boy

youre stereotyping me

imageits a girl

i made this freshman year of college and someone in my dorm found this on imgur and posted it on our dorms page, letting everyone see pregnant isaac

(via penis-hunger-games)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

image

(via succeeding)

harrysadad:

"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

(via destiel-swagggy-chicken-nuggets)

Warped Tour is the Disneyland for the kids who grew up too fast

(Source: vibes-of-lily, via p-a-r-a-n-0-i-d)

baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via thestoryyouneverknew)

(Source: perel, via sorry)

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